briandumoulin8:

Happy Birthday Geno!

whiteboyfriend:

phrux:

phrux:

russia

reblogging because I just noticed HE’S NOT EVEN THROWING THE KNIVES

HE’S USING A PINGPONG PADDLE TOO

how did we win the cold war

bodysexgender:

vexednature:

tuxedoandex:

modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 

but a man looking for a certain thing in girls? misogyny right? guys can’t be like “I look for girls who wear glasses and are thin and like to talk” nope that’s misogyny and it’s horrible. “equality”

oh my god did you even bother reading the post -______-

"not ALL dogs"

ask-koki-kariya:


suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?Megan.

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?
Megan.

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

pemsylvania:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

(Source: pemsylvania)

cvroline:

There are 5 types of fear

1. Terror
2. Panic
3. 14 missed calls from mom
4. Username or password is incorrect
5. “We need to talk”

mister-taxi:

if you don’t find tyler seguin attractive, you’ve been blessed with an amazing gift

if you don’t find jamie benn attractive, you’ve been cursed with a terrible fate

beautiful-flower12:

gayblackheeb:

I’m pissed that I can’t find my name on a coke bottle

Ditto

(Source: letangs)

lordskate:

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.

(Source: hxxt)

puckling:

Paul Martin would like to know if there are any other adults around to help chaperone this field trip. 

(Source: paulmartinamericanhero)